tomhiddles:

#OMG I AM SO FUNNY #LET ME LAUGH AT MYSELF tomhiddles:

#OMG I AM SO FUNNY #LET ME LAUGH AT MYSELF

pumpkinpegasus:

“abortion is a permanent decision”

so is…having baby…..

(via lysnk2)

Q

Anonymous asked:

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

A

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

funkincronuts:

[a couple days later]

funkincronuts:

[a couple days later]

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

(via thefuuuucomics)